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control apparatus is drained.

20080907 - school has begun again. "professor ellertson" is trying to make people excited about their future careers with web and digital media, but he forgets to mention something important; if you don't >strong>love what you do all the money in the world won't be worth the grueling road ahead of you. there is no doubt that advertising firms will extract every ounce of your soul. we may be one of the only accreditated universities with a web program, but there are a lot of people out there doing this work. you have to have the drive to stay current and be better. if you don't have that you will end up just another low paid cog in the wheel.

20080904 - i am sick.

20080902 - its not easy getting up every day knowing you have to deal with so many people with so little intelligence. school. work. drone.

for those who don't already know, anne and i have a show going on in the DUC on the second floor "Less Human." it features several paintings, photos, and models that we've been hard at work on in the last few months. for anyone interested in contacting me you can email me to controlapparatus $ a_t $ gmail $ d o t $S com. there is also a chat room floating on this page. i am in the process of upgrading to a new system and the controlapparatus is going to be a mean machine!

Pay Your Respect to the Vultures

Pay Your Respect to the Vultures for They are Your Future.

i have noticed most of you are using firefox to view the site. PROPA! that's awesome. if you don't have firefox you should get it here. msIE has been a whore of a browser and its nice to see people using something other than ms products. i give props to the mac folk as well.

the 2008-2009 fall school semester has begun. viruses from the masses of incoming students from all over the nation/world. i am seriously concerned i might have SARS. even though i've been sick anne and i have managed to accomplish a few things... like hours in the photoroom. when you start printing photos you just can't stop. photography is a gateway drug and we are complete addicts. the fear of not having a photolab to work in is enough to make me consider a lifelong career as a student. here are some new photos i've been playing with.

fish eye fun

all work and no play make jack go crazy.

old music is being remastered in surround as i finally get my studio working efficiently. expect updates more often as more recordings are made available.

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check out the sweet art and web stylings of my awesome girlfriend anne at serenemachine.com.

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